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Larry is NOT happy
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Larry is NOT happy

The Editor- March 9, 2018

Larry is not happy after all, it has emerged. Contrary to the popular expression 'Happy as Larry', this newspaper has discovered that Larry is actually ... Read More

Nudist beach shock for Blakeney
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Nudist beach shock for Blakeney

The Editor- February 2, 2018

By Phil McCracken There was shock across Norfolk last night after it was confirmed a nudist beach will be opened at Blakeney next summer. Families ... Read More

Giant duck living happily on secret Norfolk farm
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Giant duck living happily on secret Norfolk farm

The Editor- December 14, 2017

One of the last giant ducks alive anywhere in the world is having a quacking time on a Norfolk farm. The Bigus Duckus species has ... Read More

I blew £15,000 in one year snorting Scampi Fries
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I blew £15,000 in one year snorting Scampi Fries

The Editor- December 5, 2017

Norfolk man Jez Dwyer says his life has been ruined by his bizarre addiction to sniffing packets of Scampi Fries. While most people enjoy tucking ... Read More

Man’s glass eye drops out on fairground ride
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Man’s glass eye drops out on fairground ride

The Editor- November 21, 2017

There were horrifying scenes at a Norfolk fairground yesterday when a man lost his glass eye on the "Big Drop". Harry Nelson, 34, was enjoying ... Read More

Suffolk selfie stick popular with farmers
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Suffolk selfie stick popular with farmers

The Editor- November 17, 2017

Farmers in Suffolk have been excitedly showing off a new selfie stick to their chums, it has emerged. They have come up with the hi-tech ... Read More

Constant Christmas songs force shop assistant off work with stress
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Constant Christmas songs force shop assistant off work with stress

The Editor- November 16, 2017

A Norfolk shop assistant has been signed off with stress after being forced to listen to the store's Christmas songs all day, every day. The ... Read More